I need to go on You Are What You Eat

I was disgusting yesterday. I had a hangover and needed to eat my way through it.

This is what I think I had. I maybe wrong. It was a surreal day all round really. And I couldn't sleep because of the toxins last night and only managed to get to sleep at 4am and then I had a dream about American presidential elections which was quite scary and today that means I have to drink cofee. I don't normally drink coffee and it's sent me slightly manic. Can you tell?

Muffin with mushroom pate
Yoghurt
Steak and kidney pie and chips
Nectarine
Muffin with mushroom pate
A piece of cheese
2 massive chicken kievs with a huge tub of mashed potato
The rest of the chocolate mousse

I am ashamed and massive. And today ain't gonna be any good either. I haven't brought any lunch with me, I've already had 2 breakfasts and I'm gonna be in the pub at 3.30. I'll have to have a positively saintly weekend if I'm not going to put on 5lb by Monday.