Stupid things that people have done in order to lose weight

I hope that people will contribute to this, even though it is VERY quiet on here at the moment. These have been done by me, or people that I know.

1. Listen to the Paul McKenna CD 'I can make you thin' whilst snoring on the sofa
2. Buying 'Fench Women don't get fat' or whatever it's called and dressing like a french woman for a week
3. The Marie Antoinette diet - absolutely no bread, but you can have cake
4. Only biting the ends of each chip, not the whole chip
5. Eating celery before every meal, as this celery takes up more calories to digest than are contained within it (yeah right)
6. Ditto with grapefruit
7. That stupid 'going into hospital' diet where you eat bizarre things every day, eg day 1 you have 8 bananas and a tin of tomatoes, day 2 you have 5 filet steaks and 1 stick of rhubarb
8. Only eating white foods (including white chocolate)

What have you done?