A diet dilemma

A dreadful thing happened, but I got through it. The evil man came into our office with leftover buffet food. I was faced with a plate of fruit and a plate of mini muffins.

It was traumatic, a tough decision to make. My heart said muffin, my head said fruit. Should I choose the virtuous option or go for the cakey delight. It was close. My hand hovered over the muffins, then over the fruit, then back to the muffins...

But I thought of my waistline and opted for a strawberry and a slice of pineapple. Hurrah for me!