Parents

My parents have been staying for the last 4 days and we have been decorating the hall, which now looks very nice. Only the carpet to put down now. However, having the parents down doesn't make for good eating habits. And drinking habits.

Friday evening
tons of wine and beer
Smoked haddock with flageolet beans, broccoli and brown rice

Saturday
ham, cheese, pate, bread and salad for lunch
cornish pastie and chips and mushy peas for tea
ten tons of beer

Sunday
can't remember what we had for lunch
steak and kidney pudding with mash
Treacle sponge and custard
Lots of red wine

Monday
Baked potato with chilli and cheese
Lamb curry, dahl, popadums, samosas, onion bahjees, brown rice
Beer and wine, then went to the pub

Tuesday
Tagliatelle with walnuts and butter nut squash
Smoked salmon
Bacon and spinach risotto
Chocolate almond cake
white wine, red wine, beer

Oh Christ.