We Will Be Thin and Beautiful

In pursuit of lithe bodies, toned limbs, flat tums and glowing skin

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Is Everyone OK?

It's all very quiet on here. I hope everyone is OK.

I am OK, if fat. I had such a bad weekend that I didn't want to face the music and blog. I had ten (yes 10) cakes over the weekend. 5 frangipanis, 1 chocolate brownie, 1 chocolate mousse, 1 chocolate and raisin flapjack and 2 welsh cakes. Yikes.

So, in yet another effort to become thin and beautiful, I have purchased 2 books which Mr Amazon delivered today. They are (don't laugh):
Paul McKenna's 'I Can Make You Thin', which includes the amazing weight loss mind control CD (so I can get thinner whilst I'm snoozing on the sofa being hypnotised).
and
'Bodydoctor: In 6 weeks take 5 inches off your waist, lose a stone, double your fitness'. It has the tag line 'Trust me, I'm the Bodydoctor'.

Somehow, this makes me really, really not trust him (I presume it's a man). So I'm sure that these two books will solve all my diet and fitness problems. I love reading two self help books with conflicting advice. It makes me feel very Bridget Jones.

1 Comments:

  • At 1:31 pm, Blogger Bex said…

    It's published by Harper Collins. And I've had a look through it, but I can't follow it to the letter because my gym either doesn't have the equipment or I'm not doing those exercises in public (ie press ups). He advises giving up wheat, dairy and alcohol, which I'm not doing. No wonder you lose a stone.

     

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